My friend came home one day to find a note lying conspicuously on her table. It was from her Polish cleaner (the ethnicity of said cleaner isn't important, but you will understand why it is crucial to know when reading the exerts below- she writes with an accent!). My friend used to have lodgers staying at the top of her house who were expected to clean their own lodgings, and were not given the privileges of a cleaner once a week.
However, it turns out not everybody's level of cleanliness is up to scratch. My Friend asked her cleaner to venture into the unknown and clean the bathroom her lodgers once used after their tenancy was up. Little did she know what chaos a request would cause....
"Hi [friend's name]!
I clean as you ask that bathroom on top floor. And I don't know what to say, my English is not rich in the words which I like to use. In easy English, I can say what a FUCKING DIRTY BATHROOM (sorry for my language). I see the bathroom like this for the first time in my life. How 2 adult persons can't clean after your self I don't know.
Hope they rooms looks better.
You so lucky you don't have small animals in your house wich [sic] can come with all these dirty people. Hope you tell them to clean they own bathroom every single time after use. I don't need go ther [sic] any more time.
[she then lists a load of industrial products needed to tackle such a monstrous task- no sarcasm intended]
"I stay a bit more than 4h because those bathroom take me 40 minutes to clean. Now it's [sic] look better but still needs some job.
See you next time, have a nice weekend
A x
P.S Sorry for not really nice note. But you know me! I tell what I think.
With love
A x"
Powerful stuff. Poetic, no?
Peace
x
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